25 Worst Knock-Off Toys Ever Created

Toys aren’t always fun. Sometimes they’re just funny! Coming to us from the shadiest corners of the globe are Fed Up Fowls, PCP Station, and Special Man. These are the 25 worst knock-off toys ever created.

25

New Style Ninja Tortoise

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Because the Ninja Turtles are so 90s

24

Sense of Right Alliance

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Wait…what is Shrek doing there?

23

Batman

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First of all, how do you confuse Superman with Batman? And second of all, why on Earth would he need a grenade launcher!?

22

RobertCop

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He’s RoboCop’s super nerdy half-brother.

21

Change Robot

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The strangest thing about this one, aside from kids never having seen a cassette tape before, is that on the box cover it’s the cassette tapes doing the super cool fighting moves and not the robot.

20

Outdoor Heroes

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You’ve probably always wondered what Spider Man would look like as a redneck

19

X Game 360

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It even comes with a gun

18

The Dangerous Mickey Mouse

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Apparently this mouse is a winner (at least according to the box) and with those fangs we find it hard to disagree.

17

Don't Be Angry

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If you’ve every played Trouble, then you know why this is a knockoff. It looks like a pretty good one though.

16

Big Fella

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This is what happens when you let your brand manager wear overalls

15

PCP Station

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It’s like crack, except it’s only a knock off

14

Special Man

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Being special is not always a good thing…

13

Darth Vader – Star Knight

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Since when has Darth Vader been a motorcycle cop? Well, he does wear a helmet…

12

Superman…on a dinosaur

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There is nothing we can say about this that it doesn’t already say for itself.

11

Super Wonderful Mario

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It’s the most wonderfulest toy on this list. And just in case you get bored of its wonder, Snow White and Cap’n Crunch are in on the fun too!

10

Woody from Space Boys 3

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Seriously? That’s not even a movie!

9

Buzz from Toy Special 3

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Nope, still not a movie…

8

Woody from…Super Mario 3?

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Ok this is getting weird

7

Bear of the Interest

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To be honest, our biggest issue with this one is the little phrase on the bottom left – High Class Weapon. What does that even mean?

6

Power Rangers in Space

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And Batman and Spiderman were there too

5

Ill Tempered Birds

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These were the Angry Birds before they actually got angry

4

Fed Up Fowls

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Ok this is just taking things too far

3

Super Mariano

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It’s Mario’s clean shaven cousin. And for some reason the box is stamped with a lady’s bathroom sign.

2

Dogs

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Those dogs have some seriously long necks

1

Flesh Drink

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Terrifying. Just terrifying.

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